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yo just checking if everything was good?

嘿，只是确认一切都好吗？

how i look at the marriage counselor when my wife starts talking abt a gambling and alcohol addiction

当妻子开始谈论赌博与酒精成瘾时我看着婚姻咨询师的神情

the immortal crumb in my air fryer that keeps getting cooked over and over

空气炸锅里那个不断被反复加热的永生面包屑

@wendys do you serve harambe memes with your burgers?

温迪汉堡，你们的汉堡附带哈兰比梗吗？

ross lebeau of texas was arrested in early december for possession of what police thought was half a pound of meth in lebeau's vehicle.

德克萨斯州的罗斯·勒博于十二月初被捕，罪名是在车内持有警方误认为是半磅冰毒的物品。

@wendys do you serve harambe memes with your burgers?

@温蒂汉堡 你们的汉堡搭配哈兰贝梗吗？

who else remembers doing this as a child?

谁还记得小时候做过这事？

when u bout to bomb a test you didnt study for and hear gun shots in the hallway

当你即将考砸一场未复习的考试，并在走廊听到枪声时

when you go to africa and defeat all the tribe members and have to face the final boss

当你前往非洲并击败所有部落成员之后必须面对最终头目