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ladies if your mans foot doesnt look like this.. sorry youre dating a boy

女士们，如果你们男人的脚看起来不像这样……抱歉，你们在和一个男孩谈恋爱

ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses?

有没有意识到人类砍掉鸟的家来制作鸟屋？

when you're a soviet pow and the germans say they'll starve you unless you give up military secrets.

当你成为苏联战俘，而德国人威胁要饿死你以获取军事机密时。

when humans try to kill you with 99.9% bacteria killing hand sanitizer but you're that .1% that survives...

当人类试图用号称杀灭99.9%细菌的洗手液消灭你，而你恰好是那幸存的0.1%时。

if the germans don't arrive in 15 minutes, we are legally allowed to surrender

如果德国人十五分钟内没到，我们有权投降

hello mtv, this is marilyn manson and welcome to my marilyn mansion

你好mtv，这里是玛丽莲曼森，欢迎来到我的玛丽莲豪宅