late

sorry guys u were 15 minutes late and the meme was legally allowed to leave

抱歉各位，你们迟到十五分钟，根据规定梗可以离开。

one day some asian guy sat down next to me and started eating his rice...we later became friends

某天某位亚洲男子坐在我旁边并开始吃米饭...我们后来成为朋友

when that nap was so good you have to save it for later

那个小憩极其优质以至于必须保存它留待日后

the kid in the seat behind me took out his life jacket and inflated it mid flight.

我座位后面的小孩拿出救生衣并在飞行途中将其充气。

when your boss thanks u for staying late to work but u were just looking at memes and lost track of time

当老板感谢你加班但你实际上只是在看梗图而忘记了时间

you used so much oil the us is trying to invade the plate

你用了如此多油以至于美国试图入侵这个盘子

lately i feel like hagrid from playstation 1 and i donno how to fix it

最近我感觉自己像索尼初代游戏机里的海格，并且不知晓如何解决此状态

schrödinger plates

薛定谔的盘子

the kid in the seat behind me took out his life jacket and inflated it mid flight.

坐在我后排的孩子拿出救生衣并在飞行途中充气。