kids

hunt with your kids, not for the

与你的孩子一起狩猎，而不是为了

it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.

当没有孩子且属于男性青少年时，扮演单亲妈妈角色极其艰难。

when the special needs kids fidget spinner looks suspiciously like a glock 45

当特殊需求儿童的指尖陀螺看起来可疑地像一把格洛克45手枪时

kids these days only think about themselves.

现在的年轻人只想着他们自己。

people will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper "oh fuck yea" under your breath when you look at their photos.

当你看着别人孩子的照片时，如果压低声音呢喃一句“哦操耶”，他们就会停止向你展示孩子的照片。

remember kids, choose volleyball and not radical islamic terrorism

记住孩子们，选择排球而非激进伊斯兰恐怖主义

when you catch your kids watching anime

当你撞见孩子观看动漫

do you know what your kids are saying?

你知道你们的孩子在说什么吗？