instead

when you asked your parents for some legos for christmas but they get a divorce instead

当你向父母索要乐高作为圣诞礼物，他们却选择离婚

when unicef sends $2 instead of one

联合国儿童基金会发送两美元而非一美元

when you send her a dick pic and she replies with "nice" instead of sending nudes.

发送私密照片而对方回复好且不回发私密照片时的状况。

the floor is dealing with your problems instead of killing yourself when things dont go your way

当事情发展不顺时，地面代表着直面问题而非结束生命

when r/dankmemes is shitposting young sheldon instead of spooky bois

当 r/dankmemes 社区在发《少年谢尔顿》的烂梗而不是万圣节骷髅梗时

when you've been home for 3 hours and you notice the 4g symbol instead of the wifi symbol

当你回家满三小时并且发现手机显示4g标志而非无线网络标志时

hey @mcdonalds i ordered a sundae but instead you gave me the souls of the damned, did i have to pay extra for this

嘿麦当劳，我点了一份圣代，但你们给我的却是受诅咒者的灵魂，这需要额外付费吗？

student smuggles phone into exam, looks at memes instead of cheating

学生将手机偷带进考场，看梗图而非作弊

when you try to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead

当你试图帮助贫困儿童却最终遭到嘲讽