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but yeah she isn't gonna make it because she's helping her aunt this weekend

可是周末她照顾阿姨，缺席聚会。

awesome: netflix will now just pump septic waste straight into your living room

太棒了：网飞现在将直接把化粪池废物泵入你的客厅

my boyfriend in college committed suicide right in front of me, to this day by far the most traumatic thing to happen to me.

我大学时的男友在我的面前自杀，至今仍是我经历过最具创伤的事件。

when you've been suspicious your girl might be a termite and then she orders the house salad

当你一直怀疑你的女朋友可能是白蚁，然后她点了一份招牌沙拉

bud light

百威淡啤酒

when you've beem gaming all night with this random stranger and getting a strong bond with him and then suddenly logs off

当你整晚与这个随机陌生人游戏并建立深厚纽带且随后突然下线

last night i turned wine into vomit.

昨晚我把葡萄酒变成呕吐物。

look, man. i got a masters in electrical engineering, alright?

听着，老兄。我有电气工程硕士学位，行吗？

please, when using the stairs stay to the right when going up, stay to the left when going down.

请在楼梯行走时，上行靠右，下行靠左。