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me: alexa, remind me to go to the gym

我：亚历萨，提醒我去健身房

everytime im charging and turn my phone sideways an ominous red clock and this monstrosity appears?!

每次充电并将手机横过来时，一个不祥的红色时钟和这个怪物就会出现?!

is challenging you to find the gay person

向你发起挑战寻找同性恋者

look, man. i got a masters in electrical engineering, alright?

听着，老兄。我有电气工程硕士学位，行吗？

when you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

当你碾过一个路面坑洞并且汽车发动机故障灯熄灭时

pretty fucking hard to quit smoking when they put encouraging messages like this

当他们印上这样的鼓励标语时戒烟难如登天

every journey begins with a single tank.

每次旅程始于单箱油。

pretty fucking hard to quit smoking when they put encouraging messages like this

当他们放置这种鼓励性信息时，戒烟极度困难

origin of dinosaurs

恐龙的起源