friend

i'm looking for a kosovar friend

我在寻找科索沃朋友

cows are friends, not food

奶牛是朋友，非食物

when she likes you but just as a friend

当她喜欢你但仅作朋友

my boyfriend in college committed suicide right in front of me, to this day by far the most traumatic thing to happen to me.

我大学时的男友在我的面前自杀，至今仍是我经历过最具创伤的事件。

my roman empire is how lost my boyfriend always looks

我的罗马帝国就是我男朋友看起来总是多么迷茫

my girlfriend told me that i should treat her like a princess

女友要求我以对待公主的方式对待她

i gave my japanese friend $5 and he said "sank you."

我给日本朋友五美元，他说“sank you”

when ur friend sends u a funny global warming meme but u don't wanna laugh too hard cause u know oxygen is limited

朋友发来搞笑全球变暖梗图，但因氧气有限而克制大笑

when the school shooter breaks into the class room and you look at your friend cos it's the kid you two predicted

校园枪手闯入教室，你看向朋友，因为此人正是你们俩预言过的孩子