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if earth is 4.6 billion years old, why are we only in the year 2017?

如果地球有46亿年历史，为什么我们现在只处于2017年？

we regret to inform our fans that linkin park's lead vocalist, chester bennington, has died.

我们遗憾地通知歌迷，林肯公园主唱切斯特·贝宁顿已去世。

we the people of the united states, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the united states of america.

我们合众国人民，为了建立更完善的联邦，树立正义，保障国内安宁，筹备共同防务，促进普遍福利，并使我们自己和我们的后代得享自由的幸福，特为美利坚合众国制定和确立本宪法。

/r/dankmemes: you cant just photoshop a doot unto every meme format and get karma

Reddit dankmemes版块：你不能把骷髅吹号图修进每个梗图模板并获取积分

me: i promise i won't form a perfect 256-man macedonian phalanx tonight

我：我保证今晚不会组建完美的256人马其顿方阵

new format

新梗图模板

scientists can now transform stress into electricity

科学家现能将压力转化为电能

to all original content creators on youtube, i want to inform you that my demonitize button is on the desk at all times.

致所有YouTube原创内容创作者，我想要通知你们，我的取消盈利按钮一直放在桌上。

doctor: i have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance of surviving this procedure

医生：我必须告知你，手术存活率仅为百分之五十。