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dad: "son, your grandfather had a heart attack and died last night.

父亲：“儿子，你的祖父昨晚突发心脏病离世。”

for some reason, bees avoid religious figures inside their hives.

出于某种原因，蜜蜂避开蜂巢内的宗教人物形象。

awesome: netflix will now just pump septic waste straight into your living room

太棒了：网飞现在将直接把化粪池废物泵入你的客厅

something about terrorizing random neighborhoods feels so illegal for some reason 🙏

不知为何，恐吓随机社区感觉如此非法 🙏

just a little something to get the neices and nephews off their ipads for a bit

准备一些小礼物让侄子侄女放下平板电脑片刻

my profile picture at 11

十一岁时的头像

i found my tablet from 8 years ago. i'm crying

我找到八年前的平板电脑，我哭泣

how it genuinely feels to try and ignore every fucking problem in your life

尝试忽视生活中的每一个操蛋问题时的真实感受

how i look at the marriage counselor when my wife starts talking abt a gambling and alcohol addiction

当妻子开始谈论赌博与酒精成瘾时我看着婚姻咨询师的神情