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ea

电子艺界（游戏公司名）

oh look ea made a keyboard for that new star wars game.

看，EA 为那款新的星球大战游戏制作了一个键盘。

ea just opened an arcade in my city!

EA 刚在我的城市开了家游戏厅！

for some reason, bees avoid religious figures inside their hives.

出于某种原因，蜜蜂避开蜂巢内的宗教人物形象。

something about terrorizing random neighborhoods feels so illegal for some reason 🙏

不知为何，恐吓随机社区感觉如此非法 🙏

i found my tablet from 8 years ago. i'm crying

我找到八年前的平板电脑，我哭泣

mfs would genuinely pull up looking like this in 2020 and steal yo bih

某些人真能在二零二○年顶着这副尊容出场并且抢走你的辣妹

i cheated on my fiancé and now i'm watching him live the life i wanted

我背叛未婚夫，如今看着他过着我梦寐以求的生活

please don't leave any edibles out around your cat! im usually very careful but slipped tonight.

请不要在猫咪周围放置任何大麻食品！我平时非常小心，但今晚失误了。

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性

me if being distracted easily and wasting time was a crime

如果容易分心以及浪费时间构成犯罪的本人