dick

my tight asshole

我紧致的肛门

5th graders when they meet someone named dick

五年级学生遇到名叫迪克的人时的反应

it says here that it's impossible to feel happy and sad at the same time...

这里说人无法同时感到快乐和悲伤...

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

我是所有人中最大的丁丁爱好者

luigi says it's gay to have sex with girls because they like dick and that's gay.

路易吉宣称跟女孩发生性关系属于男同，由于女孩喜爱男性生殖器因此属于男同。

when you're fucking a pregnant girl and something grabs your dick

当你和怀孕的女孩发生性关系时，有东西抓住了你的阴茎

are dicks called cocks because they're up in the morning

阴茎被称为公鸡是因为它们在早晨会勃起吗

i became fat so when i look down while jerking off, i don't see my dick, because that would be gay.

我变胖是为了在自慰时低头看不见自己的阴茎，因为那会显得同性恋。

r. guy (43')

R. 盖伊（第43分钟进球）

figure 1. - poo is stored in the dick

图一：粪便储存在阴茎中