cop

when you become a white cop and finally see a black person

当你成为白人警察并终于看到黑人时

when you get pulled over by the cops and you remember you're white and have nothing to worry about.

当你被警察拦下时，你记起自己是白人且无需担忧。

you a cop?

你是警察吗？

when cops see a black guy

当警察看到黑人男子时

how much does a good telescope cost

一个好的望远镜多少钱

copying a file from one pc to another

从一台电脑复制文件到另一台电脑

prison escapee convinces cop he is actually a jogger

越狱犯说服警察他其实是一名慢跑者

can i copy your homework?

我可以抄你的作业吗？

thrown out of cop school for writing 'whos that pokemon' next to all the chalk outlines

因在所有粉笔轮廓旁边写着“那是哪只宝可梦”而被警校开除

"can i copy your homework?"

"我能抄你的作业吗？"

drones are just boneless helicopters

无人机就是无骨直升机

when you joked about identifying as an apache attack helicopter but you got a letter saying you're assigned to hanger 9 at fort benning

当你开玩笑说自己认同为阿帕奇武装直升机，却收到一封信称你被分配到本宁堡9号机库时