coma

nurse: sir you've been in a coma since 1933

护士：先生，你自1933年以来一直昏迷。

nurse: sir, you've been in a coma since 2010. it is now 2017

护士：先生，你自2010年起陷入昏迷。现在是2017年

doctor: you just woke up out of a 3 week coma

医生：你刚从三周的昏迷中醒来

anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new cbs sitcom.

任何从两年昏迷中醒来并看到这张照片的人百分之百会认为这是一部新的哥伦比亚广播公司情景喜剧。

nurse: sir, you've been in a coma for 8 hours

护士：先生，你已经昏迷八小时了。

nurse: sir, you've been in a coma for 10 seconds

护士：先生，你昏迷十秒钟。

facebook helps coma patient deal with memory loss by sending him all his personal information

脸书通过向昏迷患者发送其所有个人信息来帮助他应对记忆丧失

my friend, who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead, texted me this

我那位昏迷三个月且被认定死亡的朋友给我发了这条信息