birth

did you know?

你知道吗？

dick the birthday boy

寿星迪克

what do u want for ur birthday

你生日想要什么

when ya mom say she throwing you a birthday party, but it's really for her

当你妈说要给你办生日派对，但其实是为她自己办的

a boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

一个男孩向他投资比特币的父亲索要一枚比特币作为生日礼物。

my housemates got me a life size danny devito cut-out for my birthday and it's the best thing ever

室友送我一个真人大小的丹尼·德维托人形立牌作为生日礼物，这是最棒的礼物。

giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts

分娩痛苦不及被踢中睾丸

during child birth, the pain is so intense that women are almost capable of feeling what a man feels when he hears "i love you as a friend"

分娩期间的疼痛如此剧烈，以至于女性几乎能够体会到男性听到“我只把你当朋友”时的感受。

telling her to take birth control pills

要求女性服用避孕药