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jesus being born from the virgin mary 4 bc (colorized)

耶稣公元前4年从圣母玛利亚出生（彩色修复版）

this frog looks like an avocado that didn't get picked bc it looks too ripe but is actually perfect on the inside

这只青蛙看起来像个没被采摘的牛油果，因为它外表过熟，但内部状态完美。

my reaction to everything bc i've killed all my brain cells and it takes me a minute to process even the simplest of situations

我对一切事物的反应，因为我杀死了所有脑细胞，处理最简单的情况也需要一分钟。

adam and eve sharing the forbidden fruit (ca. 3000 bc, colourised)

亚当与夏娃分享禁果（约公元前3000年，上色版）

when you go to present your project and "tiny white girl destroyed by 12inch bbc" is still on pause

当你去展示项目时，发现屏幕上还暂停着色情视频页面。