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i'm interested in

我感兴趣的对象

when we meet up but we cant react heart to eachothers messages so we sit there awkwardly

当两人线下见面时，由于无法给彼此的消息点红心回应，导致双方只能尴尬地坐在那里。

pretty fucking hard to quit smoking when they put encouraging messages like this

当他们印上这样的鼓励标语时戒烟难如登天

get in loser we're deleting meme pages for "hate speech" but leaving up kiddie porn and videos of people dying

上车吧失败者，我们要以“仇恨言论”为由删除表情包主页，却保留儿童色情和人们死亡的视频。

pretty fucking hard to quit smoking when they put encouraging messages like this

当他们放置这种鼓励性信息时，戒烟极度困难

gettyimages

盖蒂图片社

please place packages in the cooler because my dogs are assholes.

请将包裹放入保温箱，因为我的狗是混蛋。

when your mom gets rid of the thousands of pages of shrek porn you wrote in the last years

当你妈妈扔掉你过去几年写的数千页史莱克色情内容时

want to get packages your way?

想按你的方式接收包裹吗？