accident

me trying to make a joke that won't offend anyone in 2017.

本人于二零一七年尝试讲一个不会冒犯任何人的笑话。

when you're trying to figure out how you lost a rigged election but you accidentally deleted the email with the full details of the plan

当你试图弄清楚如何在操纵选举中落败却不小心删除了包含计划全部细节的电子邮件时

when you accidently open the door to the special ed room and the retarded kid tries to escape

当你意外打开特教教室的门且智力障碍儿童尝试逃跑时

when you take a 10 minutes study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year.

当你进行十分钟学习休息，且这个休息意外持续整年。

girls kiss eachother on the lips all the time but i accidentally suck my homie dick one time and i'm gay

女生总是亲吻彼此嘴唇，但我有次不小心给兄弟口交就被说成同性恋。

when you accidently open the door to the special ed room and the retarded kid tries to escape

当你无意间打开特殊教育教室的门且智力障碍儿童尝试逃跑时

when you and your friend of the same sex accidentally touch hands

当你和同性朋友发生意外手部接触

when you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brother's room so you fuck him instead

当你试图在夜里潜入女友房间，却误入她兄弟房间，于是你转而与他发生关系

just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker.

错发色情链接至同事邮箱。