about to

when everybody around you is praying to allah but you're about to meet him

当周围每个人都在向真主祈祷而你即将见到他

when you're about to eat mexican food and you know somebody else will clean your ass

当你准备吃墨西哥食物且知道会有别人帮你清理排泄物时

when your friend is about to do some stupid shit but you kind of want to see what happens

当朋友准备做蠢事但你内心想看后续发展时

they don't even know what's about to hit them

他们甚至不知道即将降临的打击是什么

when you're balls deep in your 13th mongolian child sex slave and about to nut but then the kkk and the secret nazi organization hack your computer and change the screen from your 34 terabytes of senior midget minecraft fidget spinner helium vape porn to the earrape version of blacks and jews being gassed, shot, and burned at the stake when all of a sudden the fbi burst through your door while an lbgt vegan feminism rally tears down your basement walls triggering all 48 of your mongolian child sex slaves vietnam war flashbacks causing them to grab all of the guns you were going to shoot up the school with and start firing everywhere as the emo muslim kid quietly whispers "allah akbar" and hangs himself while his bomb ticks down while you sit back in the wheelchair you stole from the vegetable you threw onto the highway with all of your corgis dressed in rompers as you respect women and crack open a cold one with the boys on a brisk saturday afternoon

当你沉浸在第13个蒙古童奴中即将高潮时，三K党和纳粹组织黑入你的电脑，将屏幕从34TB的侏儒Minecraft指尖陀螺氦气电子烟色情片切换为黑人和犹太人被毒气、枪杀和火刑的刺耳音频视频，此时FBI突然破门而入，LGBT纯素女权集会拆毁你的地下室墙壁，触发了48个蒙古童奴的越战创伤后应激障碍，导致他们抓起你准备用来扫射学校的枪支开始乱射，而那个非主流穆斯林小孩低声念着“真主至大”并上吊自杀，他的炸弹在倒计时，你坐在从扔到高速公路上的植物人那里偷来的轮椅上，身边围着穿着连体衣的柯基犬，在凉爽的周六下午与兄弟们开瓶啤酒并尊重女性。

welp, guess who's about to make a comeback now #netneutrality

好吧，猜猜谁现在要卷土重来 #网络中立

that's a nice kitchen drawer you're about to open there.

你准备打开的那个厨房抽屉不错。

i think a fight is about to break out in the subway i'm on

我觉得我所在的地铁车厢即将爆发一场冲突