so i'm babysitting for my parent's friend and i accidentally gave the kid cold brew coffee instead of chocolate milk.

我在给父母朋友的孩子当保姆，不小心把冷萃咖啡当成巧克力奶喂给孩子喝了。

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life.

这是我这辈子见过最搞笑的事情。