girl: it's not my fault officer, i'm a gemini and gemeni's are always in a hurry

女孩：警官，这不是我的错，我是双子座，双子座总是匆忙。

cop: wow that's crazy i'm a libra which means i don't give a fuck here's your ticket

警察：哇，那真疯狂，我是天秤座，这意味着我不在乎，这是你的罚单。