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life tip: bite off the corner of your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling.
生活小建议：咬掉披萨卷的角并吹气，实现快速降温。
life is too short for this.
生命苦短，无需如此麻烦。
you put the whole thing in your mouth then do that open chewing thing while exhaling the flames like a dragon.
你应该把整个披萨卷放进嘴里，张着嘴咀嚼，同时像龙一样喷出火焰。
