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i tried to file my nails, but in the process i accidentally fixed a small engine that was near by.
我尝试修剪指甲，但过程中意外修好附近的小型引擎。
i forgot the knife in the front pocket of my swiss army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine.
我把刀忘在瑞士军短裤前袋，妻子洗衣服时它拆解洗衣机。
received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday.
收到这把刀作为十八岁生日礼物。
i accidentally left this knife in the glovebox of my wore out 67 chevy truck overnight.
我将这把刀留在破旧的六七年款雪佛兰卡车手套箱过夜。
