i need #netneutrality because i will be too humiliated to pay $10 extra for the porn package from my isp.

我需要网络中立，因为如果必须向互联网服务提供商额外支付10美元购买色情套餐，我会感到羞耻。

please you guys this is serious i need this you don't understand.

拜托各位，这事很严肃，我需要这个，你们不懂。