robber: i'll steal everything

劫匪：我会偷走一切

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

我：[心想] 你偷不走我的心

robber: you look stunning btw

劫匪：顺便说一句，你看起来很迷人

me: [under breath] fuck

我：[低声嘀咕] 该死

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