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first date locations
初次约会地点
pro
优点
con
缺点
you get to drink
可以喝酒
you're going to drink too much
容易喝多
very classy
格调高雅
very pricey
价格昂贵
cheap and casual
便宜随意
god damn how little are you trying right now
天哪你现在是有多敷衍
you might have sex
可能发生性关系
there's no way they are coming to your place
对方根本不会来你家
you might get murdered
可能遭遇谋杀
it's weird you even considered this
考虑这个地点很奇怪
conquering a common goal together
共同达成目标
ass sweat
屁股出汗
you're going to see them half-naked
可以看到对方半裸
they're going to see you half-naked
对方可以看到你半裸
sploosh
（形容女性因兴奋而湿润的拟声词）
you cannot afford a helicopter ride
你负担不起直升机之旅
you've rehearsed for this
你为此排练过
you're gonna be single forever
你会永远单身
