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brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for saturday, february 25 at 12:00pm.
布莱恩，你下一次自动披萨配送定于2月25日周六中午12点。
to confirm txt yes.
回复yes确认。
to decline txt no.
回复no取消。
txt help 4help.
回复help获取帮助。
thank u papa john u handsome man.
谢谢你，棒约翰，你这个帅气的男人。
i shall call u the carbs vixen.
我要称呼你为碳水狐狸精。
we're sorry, we didn't understand.
抱歉，我们没听懂。
please confirm or decline.
请确认或取消。
when i make love i imagine you tossing some dough shirtless.
我做爱时会想象你赤裸上身抛披萨面团的样子。
dude, our automated system isn't set up yet.
哥们，我们的自动系统还没上线。
this is a real person texting you.
这是真人在给你发短信。
i make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza.
我拿着最低工资，请告诉我你到底要不要披萨。
