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like an apple watch only not
像苹果手表但又不是
now that i'm pushing 30, i felt that i'm an adult and i can do what i want and i want to buy a calculator watch, dammit.
既然快三十岁了，我觉得自己是成年人，可以做想做的事，我要买块计算器手表，该死。
you're not my mom.
你不是我妈。
deal with it.
接受现实吧。
so if you're a man of few words and your friend is right next to you, it's basically the same as imessage.
所以如果你话少且朋友就在身边，这基本等同于苹果短信。
