英文原句5 个生词 · 悬停看释义
to the asshole who put mustard packets under the toilet rim.
致那个把芥末包塞在马桶圈下的混蛋。
nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are, digging up your childhood pet and beating you with its corpse.
世上没有任何事比找出你的身份、挖出你童年的宠物并用它的尸体殴打你更让我快乐。
somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers i realized that this injustice cannot go unsettled.
在擦掉蛋上的芥末和脱掉被染黄的平角裤之间，我意识到这种不公不能就此了结。
for the rest of your life in your most private moments know that i the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from waterboarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence.
在你余生的私密时刻请记住，唯一阻止一个心理失调的退伍军人用芥末对你实施水刑的，就是你还活着这个事实。
i hope your stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.
我希望你余生每天都踢到脚趾。
背景解读
这是一张充满黑色幽默的恶作剧报复信，作者用极度夸张且暴力的语言表达了对在马桶圈下放置芥末包这一恶作剧的愤怒。
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