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once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore.
某夜凄清阴暗，吾浏览成人网页，虚弱疲惫，涉足诸多诡异虚假之成人热站。
while i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
正当吾点击最爱书签之际，突生警报，内心充满哀悼，为吾挚爱情人哀悼。
'tis not possible!
此乃绝不可能之事！
i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!" quoth the server..."404"
吾低语道：“还吾免费重口味！”服务器曰……“404”
