security: are you aware that you have a weapon in your bag?

安检人员：你意识到你的包里有一把武器吗？

me: yes.

我：是的。

security: and what are you planning on using it for?

安检人员：你打算用它来做什么？

me: it's a surprise tool that will help us later

我：这是一个稍后会帮助我们的惊喜工具

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