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the defibrillator toaster
除颤器烤面包机
my mom would be so annoyed... every morning i would run into the kitchen screaming "we're losing them!!! beep beepbeepbeep!"
我妈妈会很生气……每天早上我都会跑进厨房尖叫“我们快不行了！！！哔哔哔哔哔哔！”
"don't you die on me, damnit!!! nurse, we need 12 cc's of cream cheese, stat!!!"
“你别死啊，该死的！！！护士，我们需要12毫升奶油奶酪，立刻！！！”
he's bread, jim.
他是面包，吉姆。
time of deliciousness: 7:15 a.m
美味时间：早上7点15分
if we don't restart his heart, he's toast!
如果我们不让他复苏，他就烤焦了！
jesus crust.
我的天哪。
jam it!
涂上果酱！
"daddy's in a butter place now, kids."
“孩子们，爸爸现在在天堂了。”
