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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
你的胃认为所有土豆都是泥状
it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
我们烹饪培根而烘焙饼干的现象奇怪
surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
如果番茄属于水果，那么番茄酱属于果酱
cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
饼干面团属于甜点界的寿司
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
千层面属于意面风味蛋糕
lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
龙虾属于蝎子眼中的美人鱼
onion rings are vegetable donuts
洋葱圈属于蔬菜甜甜圈
