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whats up bro
近况如何兄弟
do you think i have peed 1 million times in my life?
你觉得我这辈子撒过一百万次尿吗？
hell nah son
绝无可能孩子
are you fucking dumb
你脑子进水了吗
boiiii you about to get roasted.
小子你准备挨骂吧。
the average human urinates 6-8 times a day.
普通人每天排尿六到八次。
if you have been doing that since you were born that is 52,560 at the high side of that average.
如果你从出生起一直保持那个频率，按照该平均值的上限计算为五万二千五百六十次。
that number resembling nowhere near a million had to have been configured by a dim-witted moron.
那个与一百万相去甚远的数字必定由愚蠢之徒构想。
you would have to be atleast 342 years old peeing 8 times a day to pee a million times or pee 34 times a day and live to 80.
你必须年满三百四十二岁且每天排尿八次才能达到一百万次排尿，或者每天排尿三十四次并活到八十岁。
